We’re a couple of self proclaimed smart-asses from Western Australia who bonded over a mutual love of pottery, profanity, and not taking ourselves too seriously. Somewhere between flinging mud and flinging insults, we decided to make a website. Not just any website—a gloriously unfiltered shrine to ceramics, creativity, and calling out the bland.

We bring you mugs that say what you’re thinking—whether that’s “fuck off,” “more wine,” “I’m not here to make friends,” or just a good old-fashioned “cunt.” If it’s cheeky, honest, and slightly inappropriate, we’ve probably glazed it.

We believe in:

• Swearing as a form of artistic expression 💥

• Mugs with attitude and bowls that bite 🍵

• Celebrating individuality, irreverence, and the joy of making sh*t with your hands 🙌

This site is our digital studio—equal parts gallery, soapbox, and swear jar. If you’re into bold ceramics, cheeky captions, and unapologetic creativity, you’re in the right place.

So yeah. That’s who the f*ck made this. WA born, and bloody proud of it.